GIRLS WILL NOT BE SQUIRTING WITH ME BECAUSE THEY ARE UNLOVING, UNFAITHFUL, NOT GIVING, PROMISCUOUS, DISLOYAL, TRAITOR, CHEATER, HURTFUL, HARMFUL, UNKIND, MEAN, SELFISH, GREEDY, SICK, DISGUSTING, NASTY, WHORE, HARLOT, SKANK, SLUT, HOEBAG, GROSS, UGLY, PIECES OF FUCKING DIRTBAG – SCUMBAG SHIT, AND THEIR HEARTS ARE NOT GOOD, AND I AM ONLY WILLING TO MARRY DRESS WEARING – CONSERVATIVE – MODEST – SMART AND INTELLIGENT – WISE – PRETTY PRINCESS – LOVELY – GORGEOUS – BEAUTIFUL – PLAYFUL – FUN – SUPER HOT & SEXY – FAITHFUL – INTERESTING – ENTERTAINING – NOT MATERIALISTIC – GIVING – ULTRA KIND – PROVERBS 31 – CHRISTIAN VIRGIN GIRLS WHO ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 23